Apple Phone!

Lyle Lanley: You know, a fool with money’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

All: (everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn’t get the joke)

Homer: Heh-heh, fool.

Lyle Lanley: The name’s Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with a phone. Probably the greatest—Aw, it’s not for you. It’s more a Shelbyville phone.

Mayor: Now, wait just a minute. We’re twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just sell us your phone and we’ll buy it.

Lyle Lanley: All right. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll show you my phone. I give you the Apple iPhone 6!

All: (gasps)

Lyle Lanley: I’ve sold phones in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, I found them on Apple maps!

Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified Apple phone! What’d I say?

Flanders: Apple Phone!

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

Selma: Apple Phone.

Lyle Lanley: That’s right! Apple Phone!

Cast: Apple phone…Apple Phone…Apple Phone… (continue over the following lyrics)

Miss Hoover: Will my nude selfies be allowed?

Lyle Lanley: Store them safely on iCloud!

Apu: Is there a chance the phone could bend?

Lyle Lanley: It’s benefits are without end!

Barney: Aren’t iPhones for lazy snobs?

Lyle Lanley: Put your faith in Steven Jobs!

Grampa: Was this OS made by the devil?

Lyle Lanley: We’ve had some *minor* roll out trouble.

Wiggum: Aren’t these made with slave labor?

Lyle Lanley: Ignore those suicide rates, neighbor!

At this point it’s your only choice! Even with Siri’s derpy voice!

All: Apple Phone…

Lyle Lanley: What’s it called?

All: Apple Phone…

Lyle Lanley: Once again!


Marge: My Android phone has NEVER broken.

Bart: Shut up Mom! The mob has spoken!

All: Apple Phone… Apple Phone!…Apple Phone!!! APPLE PHONE!!!!!!!!

Homer: Win… D’ohs!





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